"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The occurrence happened by mistake." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Precautions have been implemented to ensure this won't happen again." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
