can't have shit in Ohio r
unable to own waste within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I can't to obtain any useless substance during residing within the great state of. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to possess even a speck of rubbish inside the state of. No nonsense to be found around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to
own nonsense within OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the aptitude to obtain a single rubbish while living in the Buckeye State. No rubbish available in these parts, regrettably. I am bereft
of any substance within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to acquire any junk while located in Ohio. No garbage available in this area, regrettably. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire any waste whilst staying within the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of feces in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of feces during living in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in Ohio, unfortunately. I am
unable to possess the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to possess the slightest bit of crap whilst living in Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any material within the great state of Ohio.