Can't obtain waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have any useless matter during living inside Ohio. No waste for me, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to possess a single rubbish in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Alas, I am devoid of the capability to acquire even the smallest speck of junk during the time residing
in Ohio. No junk available in this region, sadly. I am missing even a trace of excrement within OH.
Regrettably, it is beyond
my control to acquire any waste while residing in Ohio. No rubbish available in this area, regrettably. I can't own even a speck of shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am constrained to possess any junk during staying within the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to acquire even a single feces while living in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I can't possess the tiniest amount of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to acquire any garbage whilst residing in Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I lack any dung in the great state of Ohio.